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Professor of Applied Gender

Researching the 4 dimensional sea of gender at day, cuddles cute girls at night.

Classes this semester: introduction to girls(3 ECTS), advanced non-binary gender logic (5 ECTS) and self identification essentials (16 ECTS)

Quotes by my students:

“Cuddling girls is not collecting data!!” ~ @rosahaj
“Hardest exam question ever… how do I know which gender I am??” ~ @smolhaj

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A smol blue shark who loves to cuddle!

Helping @professor and @rosahaj conducting research 🔬on lookout for a thesis subject 👀

My hobbies are watching boys with my girlfriend but also talking about girls (I think i am a bi shark??)

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Just a pink shark on the internet :rosahaj: - dating @smolhaj :rosahaj_heart_hug: and likes cute train drivers :rosahaj_pleading_2: .

Best friend with @lottie :rosahaj_hug: .

Studying Applied Gender, currently PhD thesis on "Effects of sharks in social interactions on presenting gender identity of Boys" :rosahaj_innocent: .

Recently published thesis "Research on how cute boys* are actually cute girls and don't notice it for years".

Favourite song : boys boys boys (summertime love)

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I’m the shark with the OV Chipkaart, sometimes known as OV Haj, Travel Shark or smalhaj

“Just a shark dreaming of one day owning a MoBIB card”

Official owner of an OV Chip, often seen on trains around Europe 🚂🥺 always up for samenreiskorting (that’s NS speak for cuddling!)
Now also proud BahnCard holder 😍

Brother of @rosahaj

Professional night train cuddler

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