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schedule II puppies are defined as puppies with a high potential for abuse, with use potentially leading to severe psychological or physical dependence

"do not let ezri cook" – @Mae
"idiotic spam is the only fitting description for above excrement"

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@xyla, but photography

do *not* use my art for *any* machine learning

banner by @ezri!!

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Bisexual trans woman (she/her) tooting mostly in French about tech or LGBTI+ stuff. Assigned futch twink at discord.

Some incompetent doctor in computer science who shitposts in Freepascal

I grow chili peppers 🌶️ and constantly need to talk about them

I'm a language learning enthusiast so if you speak any of the languages listed in my bio, feel free to ~~bully~~, ehm interact :D

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Lesbian, leftist, other stuff probably

In relationship with several entities but still looking for a nesting partner (or even an exclusive relationship), if you're attracted to me/curious about me and looking for the same thing don't hesitate to let me know

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cfo (chief funny officer) of shitpost.trade

also linguistics, pharma, retro tech and cameras

bsky users follow @ap.brid.gy so i can see u

ask your doctor before following

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Account of the ZFM Hive
We are a programmed system consisting of a lot of creatures. (we're litteraly dronepilled)
Gaybian, auto+demisexuals
Genderfluid 🏳️‍⚧️
AuDHD, NPD, Schizo-affective and EDS ♿
Anarcho-nihilist and anarcho-esoteric 🏴
Ch'frinsé, ch'est du picard gadrouillé!
⚠️MINORS DNI⚠️

Speaks picard, french, english, german and understand dutch.
Other Hive's accounts: @smjertiskaj , @svjetliskaj and @dronskaja
Partners of crime with @Ghostie7649 , @eckler, @Pappouth and @roskai 💚

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Eckler :neofox_pleading:

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