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Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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"not just an idiot, but a credible idiot"
- Marcello Magni

"blessed with ignorance"
- Mira Bellwether

yes boys i'm both witty and araldite

CJ Bellwether 🔞
siege is short for CJ
queer femme dyke
obvious flibbertigibbet
she/her

little sister and daughter of Mira Bellwether
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mira_Bellwether

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Originally joined in the X-odus of Nov '22. Electromechanical assembler trying to make a living for myself and my fur kids in permanent isolation. Asthma forced me inside, nightmares of people keep me there. Trying to start a craft business; all boosts appreciated. I now work remotely so have surrounded myself with life; AQUARIUMS! Aquarium ornaments. Find me on Ebay! Also jewelry, books, crafts. #crafts #handmade #pets #art #cats #DIY #fishtank #fedigiftshop #news #tv #series #fedigiftshop

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You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite.
You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name.
Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog.
Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams.
Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general.
Pic is me (no filters).

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I'm a normal poster, I live with a fiancée and a cat.
Interests: the same techy shit as the rest of Mastodon
education, sports sports sports.

Monsterdon is past my bedtime now

He/Him

Reply Guy = Block

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#Drupal geek, Orthodox Christian deacon, web developer, cat lover. #AuDHD
 Other interests: 
- Music engraving using #Lilypond
- Cocktails & mixology
- Choral music arrangements and conducting
- Trying to become a less-lame #bassist
 - Canning and fermented foods
- Making a huge mess in the kitchen 
- Gardening, then forgetting about the garden when the weeds come
- Hiking with my kids
 - History, orthography, typography, and general word nerdery

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Buck Borasky, Frontier Programmer {he/him}

#ComputerMusic #WhiteDudesForHarrisPartDeux #HonouraryCanadian

Retired scientific applications programmer: algorithmic composition, digital sound synthesis, #WNBA analytics

Desktop: https://projectbluefin.io

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Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.

if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.

#memes
#minimalism

#scifi
#comics

#design
#architecture
#vectorgraphics

#FOSS
#linux

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Former proprietor of now defunct misfittoys.social.

Parental guidance strongly suggested.

Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.

Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.

#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns

CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; currently average .52. posts per day. You have been warned.

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I was @dirt__locker on the bird site.
If you're at my house and you have to take a shit go home.
Most of my stuff is jokes so if you feel like responding seriously… don’t.

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