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I am currently unemployed because I was not challenged enough as a child.

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A Sentient Burrito in constant existential crisis

https://justmytoots.com/@burritozen@beige.party

A self professed #breadslut and shitposter. (Do we call it sharting on here?) I escaped bluesky and also left twitter well before it became x.

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snark, sarcasm, swears, and animal pics.

🐴 , 🐈 , 🐶, 🐐 , & 🐓

 I foster #CKCS. Spoonie. Queer.

she/her

justmytoots.com/@momercury@jorts.horse

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ℹ️ I have face blindness & a cognitive disability from TBI in addition to being AuDHD, which often is vital context for interacting with me. #nomad

♾️ for love (polyamorous) & for neurodivergence

I think I'm funny, it's ok if you don't. I prefer my funny and my serious are properly mixed - stirred, not shaken please, and with 🚫🧊.

You should follow me if:
✅ You like wyrd ppl 🙃

You should not follow me if:
❌ You believe in normal people 😬

🏊‍♂️🌈🏳️‍⚧️♾️🦄🧜‍♂️💨🧳🌡️🔆🔞💜

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Nebulous apparition

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idk what i'm doing pls tell me i'm doing a good job

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Here to make jokes and talk about music.

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₊˚.༄ 🇲🇽 1/2 miffy ❀　 chicago 🔁 nyc  dreamcast forever  music enjoyer + sometimes collector . • ° ★

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I am tired of online. These websites. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their posts.

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getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot

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