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I post jokes that are not meant to be taken as offensive.
If you have anything funny, send it my way and I can boost.

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Previously at mastodon.lol and pgh.social, departed Twitter when Elmo destroyed it. Same username, has served me well.

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If you're reading this bio, you need to stop what you're doing and check out my Substack newsletter at the link below 👇

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News and information from the European Commission.

A project to foster our presence in the fediverse and support our commitment to European social media platforms based on open source technology.

🇪🇺 Official Mastodon account as verified by the official EU domain in our server’s address (https://europa.eu).

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Treat others the way you want to be treated... Be kind to animals... And don't forget: ALWAYS VOTE BLUE... Blue, no matter who...  #AnimalRights, #Democrat, #PresidentBiden, #VicePresidentHarris, #BLM, #HerBodyHerChoice, #WomensRights

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He/him. Your goth gampa who makes puppets, podcasts and plays games.

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Hello :)

No real reason for being here, except to mostly to read about topics I find interesting, and to occasionally toot myself.

Kein richtiger Grund hier zu sein, außer um über Dinge zu lesen, die mich interessieren und ab & zu selber zu tröten.

Genocide supporters get blocked.
Völkermord Unterstützinnen & Unterstützer werden blockiert.

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Intense social & political critic proudly banned from LinkedIn, (X)witter, multiple Mastodon instances, etc. for calling out wealthy, typically white, racist, reactionary, extremist, absolutist, nazi, authoritarian (left or right), monotheist, corporatist, and religiofascism every time and everywhere possible.

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the tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction

I live near #RochesterNY #Rochester #NewYork #NY
#FingerLakes #WesternNY #Ganondagan

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